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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Modern Sayings.

21st Century Proverbs and Sayings.

While answering a question, cover all other matters except the question.
The Fringe benefits in which all are interested is Idleness.
Hard work will never make you rich, only tired.
We have a set of values by which we do not live.
Flattery in love is gallantry, in marriage useless.
Money is thicker than blood.
Literature is improved by the people who did not write.
People who have nothing to say, usually continue saying it.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
In suburbs, flowers flourish and people wilt.
Feminine virtue is to encourage him with every refusal.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Do we write right?

WE WRITE.

A right-handed fellow named Wright;
In write ‘write,” always did write “rite”.
Was Wright right to write rite for right.?

Do we always write, right?
What we write is right on sight?
Will Reader on sight, write
You did write right?

Should he shut summer shutter slowly?
Should he shut summer shutter swiftly?
Go, my son, and shut the shutter,
This I heard the mother mutter,
“Shutter is sure shut” the boy did mutter,
“I can’t shut any more shutter.”

“I remember the window where you stood”
“Straight down the lane I passed for good,”
“Once I dashed into a larry,”
“All I had to say was enough of sorry, sarry.”

“You shall have joy or you shall have power,”
“You shall not have both.” So said He ever.

Love happens generally close to home.

“I am not a jealous woman.”
But I don’t know what he sees in her.