The Better Half.

The Woman.

The Better Half.

In the west, Ladies first,
Ladies Last, in the East.

“The Better Half! In our hours of ease,
uncertain, coy and hard to please,
and variable as the shade,
only if her image could fade.

“Females and elephants do not forget an injury.”

“She wavers, she hesitates,
In a word, she is a Female.”

”Thou art to me a delicious torment.”

“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor Hell a fury, like a female scorned.”

“Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale,
Her infinite variety; other ladies cloy!
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry,
Where most she satisfies.”

“Ladies are what their mothers made them.”

“It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water,
They are good servants but bad masters.”

“Man is the hunter, woman is his game.”

‘Behind every successful man there is always a female,
Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.”

“Every Lady should marry and no man.”

“In her first passion, a Lady loves her lover,
In all others, all she loves is love herself.”

“But, what is a Female?
Only, one of Nature’s agreeable blunders.”

“Ladies hate revolutions and revolutionists,
They like men who are docile and well regarded at the bank,
And most of all, he is never late at the meals.”

In a moment of defeat, an Arab: “Females are made of nectar and poison.”
In a moment of joy, an Arab: “Praise be to Him who fashioned her from semen-drop.”

The image of a lovely female was common through out the world from Egypt to India.
Her sleepy languorous glance was a potent charm, an incitement to love. Her
Silken black hair with coiled ringlets adorned her head; teeth were of pearl and lips
carnelian.

“She has breasts like two globes of ivory, like pomegranates-beautifully upright, arched and rounded and firm as stone to the touch, with nipples erect and outward jutting.”

Three exquisite creases scored her stomach, slim waste and hips wide and heavy.

“She has thighs like unto pillars and between them there flows in a secret place,
a sachet deep musk, that swells throbs that is moist and avid.”

Auratt is linked to shame and nakedness. In Arab world she is seen as an impure
entity, and “Ladies like camels and elephants have their spells of rut.”

“Man’s shame extends from his naval to his knees.
A maiden’s shame extends from her head to the tips of her toes.”

“Who can stem a furious stream and a frantic female?”

Her passion supposedly ten times that of a man is like that of an animal.
In India and Persia, it was given the appellation of “musty” annual excitement of elephants. In Egypt and Arabia it was termed as “Shogeh” when she camels raise their tails in rut.

“Maidens for all the chastity they claim are offal cast by kites wherever they list.
This night her talk and secret charms are thine, that night another’s joy coy and kiss.”
“Like inn whence after night thou; at dawn, lodges with other which thou has no wish.”


“When a maid is ten, her new breasts arise, and like diver’s pearl with fair neck she hies;”

“The damsel of twenty defies compare; it is she whose disport, we desire and prize”

“Of thirty has healing on cheeks of her; she is a pleasure, a plant whose sap never dies.”

“If on her in the forties, thou happily hap; she is best of her sex, hail to him with her lies.”


“Rely not on them, trust not to their hearts;
Whose joy and whose sorrows are hung to their parts.”

Of all the countries in the world, the Hindus display a tolerant attitude. They
regarded sex philosophically, accepted its frailties and shrugged away its riddles and intrigues.

“A female is pure in all her limbs while the holy cow is pure only from behind.”

“Ladies are the ploughed field and men the seed.”

Not only in literature but in every aspect Moslems generally addressed their better halves in the masculine gender, and young boys in the feminine. A man addressing a lady in any other gender save masculine was considered highly outlandish.

“Man is fire and female is tinder.”

“It is more easy to discover flowers on the sacred fig-tree, or find a white crow,
or the imprint of fishes’ feet than to know what a female has in her heart.”

The Arab say: ‘Consult females and do contrariwise.”

Just as a passive sodomite was looked upon with scorn, so a female as passive creature was regarded with distaste. She afforded ecstatic pleasure and yet she was unclean
and lustful. This incongruity of feeling tormented every ancient civilization from Greece to Palestine.

In India she was regarded in different ways as lakshmi, mother, sister, a friend or a wife.

Hindu erotologists after careful survey of feminine types, classified women in four types.

1. Padmini.
She is a perfection of feminine charm. Every sweet and delicate quality belongs to her.
Padmini’s breasts are small tight and spherical. She is tall slim and graceful. She has a slim waste and shapely butts. Her ankles are slim and shaped. Her vulva smooth and tiny, resembling the lotus bud and her love-water is perfumed like a bud of lotus.

2. Chitrini. (Ragini).
She is a perfection of courtesans. Her beauty is on par with that of Padmini female.
It is not innocent but worldly and dedicated to entertainment, and arts and dancing etc.
Chitrinee’s lips are wider and her vulva a trifle plumper. The down is thin about her Yoni. the mount is soft raised and round. Her love essence is hot, love-bearing and
Honey filled produces music like special noisy vibrations and reflection, a distinct
Sound during coition. Her cunt expands, sings and rejoices the welcome guest and makes odd noises in celebration thereof at her peak in enjoying the play of love and thrusts and strokes.

3. Shankhini. (Shell-female)

She is the common type we see all around. She is an ideal wife for labour and breeding.
She is highly sexed and capable of love making as the Ragini type like an art-woman.
Her breasts are fuller and slightly pendulous, her hips wide and waste thicker, and her vulva, ever moist and wet and covered with dark hair much larger. (Kamauttegeet).

4. Hasteenee. (Elephant female).
She is the most undesirable of all types of females. She is of little value for work.
Her sexual capacity is insatiable like a beast in rut. She is coarse and indelicate.
She is bodily extreme with protruding labia and clitoris, pudendum which suggests
The condition of genital elephantiasis. Her vulva is nigh to penetration because of hair and her copious love-water bears the savour of the juice that flows from that of an elephant.

‘Who is this timid gazelle? Why has this Gazelle with a burden of firm swelling breasts?
With roving glance and slender waist gone forth from the frightened herd?
Drunk with Love, unsteady in steps, she totters, as if fallen from temple of a rutting Lord!
Beholding this divine form adorned with beautiful well-shaped limbs, even an old man
Will become as young as Kama,
Who is this Beauty, her face shining like the full moon, advancing along the path in the an thesis of youth,
Inebrious with Love and Sleep- her eyes rolling, her lips full and red, like the ripe bimba fruits,
Her locks in bewildering disorder, scratched by her Lover’s nails, torn in bites of her flesh,
Has this fair maiden been loved by a demon, and has he, posing as tiger sport took her?
Has this maiden been ravished and then let go? With wandering glance and garments clinging to her perspiring limbs,
She flits at dawn like a fawn, coy and frightened, what bee has sucked and sipped the nectar of her blossoming lips?
By whom has Paradise been enjoyed today? Whom has Kama, once slain by the Lord’s eye blessed today?

With her hand holding her heavy hair, embellished with flowers crushed in the game of love,
Her upper garment and loose girdle gathered in her right, her hair dishevelled, and face swollen and languid, her passion sated,
Here she comes from the private chamber, having yielded to the power of Love, and is
longing for a breeze.
The chosen one faints, the yoni breaks and sways deluging the floor, this is the moment of exultation!


The Hindu scriptures have regarded wife as:
Ideal wife is a nurse in life,
A wise counsel in calamity,
A helper in running the house,
A mother in tenderness,
A sister in affection and
A friend in the hour of need,
A harlot in Bed.