If your father is not a rich man, it is not your fault. If your father-in-law is not a rich man, it is your fault.

I was intelligent when born.But education ruined me.

Practice makes man perfect. But no one is perfect. Then why practice?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word!

Money is not everything; there is visa, master-card.

One should love animals. They are not jealous.

Behind every successful man there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man there are two.

Every man must marry. After all, happiness is not everything in life!

The wise never marry. After marriage they be otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow; what you can put off today.

Your future depends upon your dreams. So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day, than waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed anybody.But Why take risk?

" Work fascinates me." I like to look at it for hours.

God made relatives.Thank God we can make friends.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. So why learn at all?

A bus-station is where a bus stops. A railway station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station where the work stops.